Trailer for the Latest Found Footage Thriller 'Evil Things'

Seems like one of these rolls out every week. A few days ago we got the trailer for 'Grave Encounters' -- a crew of documentary filmmakers go into an abandoned mental health facility (D'oh!) then...creepy stuff happens, they are never seen again, and the horrible truth only becomes known when, years later, their footage is found, etc.

Maybe a week before that a trailer for 'Graystone' dropped. In this movie a crew of documentary filmmakers go into an abandoned mental health facility (Again? Why not go into an abandoned flower shop or something? An abandoned mental health facility? Are you kidding?) then...creepy stuff happens, they are never seen again, and the horrible truth only becomes known when, years later, their footage is found, etc.

Now comes the trailer for 'Evil Things' (are titles getting just plain lazy or is it me? What's next? 'Scary Entities Hidden in the Shadows'? How about 'Bad Monsters'? That's a good one. I really like 'Boo! Got You Good'. Go ahead. Use those. It's on me.) Anyway in 'Eeeeevil Things' a crew of documentary filmmakers some attractive young people go into an abandoned mental health facility the woods to have fun then...creepy stuff happens, they are never seen again, their footage is found years later, you pay way too much for a ticket to watch it, yadda yadda yadda.

So. Turn the lights off. Take the phone off the hook. Curl up in a blanket so the oogalee boogalees can't get you, and watch this bloodcurdling trailer. It's a horrific thing that is guaranteed to leave you shaken. Go ahead. Click play. IF YOU DARE!!!!!

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