"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"I don't care if you think I'm a racist, I just want you to think that I'm thin."
"A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, 'Oh, my God. I'm turning into my mother.'"
Nice. If you like those you might want to check out the show, or at least Heather's review. If you're still on the fence try my review of Silverman's DVD "Jesus is Magic".