Lauren Bans, an editor at GQ, live-blogged her reactions to watching 'The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)'.
Here's an excerpt from her account:
00:52:49 - She is bludgeoned.
00:53:37 - Now he's laying out his tools. He brought salad tongs?
00:55:36 - OK, he's playing Gator Panic with their heads.
00:57:22 - JESUS CHRIST HE'S HAMMERING SOMEONE'S TEETH OUT.
00:58:13 - And tearing open the lower half of his jaw. Need to take a break. Feel nauseous.
[ONE HOUR BREAK SPENT WATCHING IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA]
01:00:31 - We're back. Martin de-jaws the pregnant woman with the head of the hammer. He puts his head on her stomach to listen to the baby's heartbeat.
01:01:12 - Now he's cutting her knees off. Can't watch.
01:02:47 - And, he's using a staple gun to attach another woman's mouth to the first man's anus. It really seems like there has to be a better tool for this job.
01:03:26 - Eleven are attached together. He's dancing.
There's an immediacy and raw energy I find appealing. Kind of funny, kind of sick, very you-are-there, compelling. Not sure what that says about me.
Check it out. Lauren deserves a read for making the sacrifice (I can't imagine watching this), plus, if you read the whole thing you don't have to watch the movie yourself. Hmm? Good thing, yes?
See. Movie blogs make the world a better place. Life's good.
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