1: The trailers have been so enticing and well-crafted you just gotta find out how the plot plays out. Just gotta! Duh!
2: You have 90 minutes to kill and have already seen every single other movie currently in release
3: You have confused the Farelly brothers with the Coen brothers and believe this is the sequel to 'No Country for Old Men'
4: You are related to one of the actors who originally portrayed the Stooges and have to watch the movie because the family reunion is right around the corner
5: You just dropped acid
6: You have no taste or discretion whatsoever
Otherwise, here is the movie...in a nutshell.