Thursday, September 23, 2010

I'm Chevy Chase...and You're Not

And now, some thoughts from Chevy Chase:

Marge is a terrible name for a mistress.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.

I never shot things up or freebased. I was pretty low-level when it came to drug abuse. I checked myself into the Betty Ford Clinic after my nose started to hurt.

I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio show that I improvised with some friends. Wasn't even on the air.

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