Okay, the ratings for this year's Oscars were pretty bad. Was it the dark-themed movies up for awards? Was it because almost nobody saw any of the dark-themed movies up for awards? Was it because nobody cares who takes away a golden statuette, regardless of whether they acted in, directed, wrote, or were otherwise affiliated with said dark-themed movies?
Hmm. One thing's for sure, the show needs a shot in the arm. Here's Frangela's (aka Frances Callier and Angela Shelton) ideas for stoking up some interest in the goings on, which include hiring Prince and Debbie Allen.