'MiB3' Recycles Bad Guys

There's sort of a seafood motif in the trailer for 'MiB3'. At :20 Will Smith fights a large catfish, at 1:40 Andy Warhol appears, and at 2:08 giant flying ships/creatures that look like horseshoe crabs with jellyfish tentacles attack a city.

Thing is, the same things were in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'. There's maybe a little body work involved, but yes, they're the same things. Need to come up with your own monsters/ships, guys. Just saying.

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A 'Dialogue Delivery' Scene From 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'. Warning: No CGI or Robots. Just Dialogue. Horrible Horrible Dialogue. Wow...It's Bad

Oof. The critics warned us: Anything in 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' that isn't robots fighting/destroying Chicago is bad. Anytime people talk it's laughable. If it ain't CGI-driven, avoid at all costs. They weren't lying.

If this clip is any indication, might be best to avoid all but the 40-minute action/battle sequence that ends the film, which by all accounts is not only state-of-the-art but breathtaking...spellbinding. More than one observer has called it jaw-dropping.

This 'dialogue delivery' including Shia Lebeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, and Frances McDormand is bad. Painfully so. You want cover your eyes and peep through your fingers like when you were a kid and the late night movie monster was too scary to look at, except, here, you want to cover your ears because the dialogue being delivered is. Just. That. Damn. Poorly. Written.



Well, in its way that was pretty breathtaking.

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Sound Editing and Design for 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'

Good stuff. Very nice featurette. Extremely hi-def video.


Soundworks Collection: The Sound of Transformers: Dark of the Moon from Michael Coleman on Vimeo.

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'Transformers: DotM' Review

These guys are pretty good. An easy 6 minutes. Lotta good points.

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Extended 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Cast Interview

No new footage but good comments. These guys open up a lot more than is usual for these junket interviews. Several good moments. Worth 10 minutes.

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One More 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Trailer

I was pretty sure they couldn't get better. Was wrong. New footage, couple surprises.

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It's Jaw-Dropping. No, Really.

From AICN's review of 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon':

...in this film – you’re going to see a dynamic to his action that is nothing short of jaw-dropping. I say “Jaw-Dropping” not with any sense of hyperbole – in the last hour of this film you’re going to see shit go down that will physically cause your jaw to drop. Hang open and perhaps end with a smile.




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Transformers: Dark of the Moon Featurette

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Clip from 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'

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New 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' TV Spots

Lots of new ones. I like these.

A Great Start to the Day -- 'Tranformers: Dark of the Moon' Soundtrack Promo

Some very nice new imagery.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the Cover of Maxim

She answers some tough Transformers questions:

Is Megan Fox’s disappearance explained?
Yes, it’s explained, but that’s all I’m saying.

Is it explained with explosions? This is a Michael Bay movie, after all.
Well, Shia and I are explosive together! The movie begins with us in a new relationship, and then we go from there.

Nice tap dancing. Way to sidestep that persistent reporter.

Worth a Thousand Words

Here's the (current) image from Michael Bay's dot com lead in page. Priceless.

'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Snip

Transformers 3 "Biggest Adventure" HD from Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Featurette

Transformers 3 "Birdmen" Featurette (HD) from Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

'Transformers' TV Spot

New footage at :15 and :21

'Transformers' Featurette

New Transformers Poster

Love the placement of the license plate

Improved over previous efforts but still looks too painted. Where's the photo-real imagery? Saving that for later, suppose. Roll out the good stuff closer to opening. Okay, waiting...

New Transformers Trailer and Featurette

Here's James Cameron and Michael Bay talking 3D. Some new footage.

Another Clip from 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'